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“Movies with Animal Titles Reviewed by Their Titular Animals” / Points In Case
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S2 Recaps / Vulture
“Skates, Suds, and Socialism: What Disney Channel’s Brink! Taught Us About Class Solidarity” / feeeels magazine, Vol. 2
“Sexy Beasts: Sure, They’re Sexy, But Are They Beasts?” / Vulture
“Extreme Sisters: In Praise of Perfect Trash” / Dirt
“Dewy Dudes Drop the Routine: At Home With The Internet’s Favorite Skintellectuals” / Downtime Mag
“How To Fill a Cup” / Gossamer, Vol. 6: Garbage
“The Best Part of 2020 TV Was the Imperfect Hair” / InStyle
“Taskmaster is Anti-Productivity Porn at its Finest” / Downtime Mag
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S1 Recaps / Vulture
“Is Clare's Bachelorette Season Really The Most Dramatic Ever? An Investigation” / Bustle
“A Literary Analysis of Gizelle Bryant’s Award-Winning Novel My Word” / Vulture
Love Island US Recaps / Vulture
“The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart Is a Treasure Trove of Loud Male Accessories” / Vulture
“Everything Terrace House Taught Me About Too Much Time Indoors” / Vulture
“Jenny Slate, Captain America, and a Personal Journey into the Hollywood Chrises” / InStyle
“A Very Serious Analysis of The Bachelor as Monomyth” / Vulture
“The Guru Wears Prada: Goop and the Nefarious Glamour of Capitalist Pseudoscience” / Wisecrack
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“The Nine Circles of Edible Arrangement Hell” / Wisecrack
“Structuring Sustainability with Malek Alqadi” / Notre
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“Great-ish Expectations: Dispatches From the Bachelor in Paradise Book Club” / Medium